HAHAHAH.
“Teenagers at a party in 1947 in Tulsa, Oklahoma; LIFE reported that they “munch doughnuts and sip cokes whenever they are not dancing with serious faces to sentimental music.” By Nina Leen (via LIFE)
then there’s parties now where everyone’s just like
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So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.
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if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
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todaY IN SCHOOL THIS KID HAD A SHREK MASK AND HE PUT IT ON AND YELLED “IS SCHOOL ALMOST OGRE?!” AND I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF OMFG
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at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
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I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
(via keeping-up-with-scott)
I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it… I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call, but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you; not even close; not even a little bit; not even at all.
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